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Night Before Christmas—Tucson Arizona Style

 
 “The Night Before Christmas in the Old Pueblo.”
 
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the state,
Not a snowflake was falling, our usual fate.
The bikinis were hung by the pool side to dry.
There wasn't a sign of a cloud in the sky.
The children were coughing and wheezing like mad.
Which, of course, did not make their allergist sad.
Mom in her baby-dolls, me in my shorts,
Were all tuckered out from our day on the courts.
When on the ramada there arose such a roar,
Davis-Monthan was flying a squadron or more!
Away to the patio in a wild, frantic tear,
Missed the step. "Oh my! That old prickly pear!"
The moon on the sand was a beautiful sight,
The cactus and sage were an artist's delight.
When, what in the world should appear there to me,
But a little old guy in a red dune buggy.
The little old man was both lively and slick
Surely it could be - it MUST be - St. Nick!
With a rattle and bang, his buggy it came,
Energy making dust devils seem tame.
Neither cactus nor rattlers nor wild tumbleweed
Seemed to have an effect on its startling speed.
To the very tip-top of the adobe wall,
To the end of the garden, ocotillo and all.
As brown waters beneath the overpass flow
When our seasonal rains and windstorms do blow,
So up to the cedar shakes his buggy it flew,
With a seat full of goodies for me and for you.
And then in a minute I heard on the grate
The rumble and roar of his little V-8.
As I crossed by the pool and was turning around,
Down the cooler vent Santa came with a bound.
He was dressed all in denim from his head to his boots,
His clothes were all Western, a real cowboy suit.
An old saddlebag he had slung, peddler like.
He looked like a prospector out for a hike.
His eyes, behind fancy polarized shades,
Were protected from glare and hot desert haze.
His wrinkle-lined face, all weathered and tan,
Burned by the sun and the old weatherman.
A small black cigarillo was stuck in his face,
Smoke hung like a cloud all over the place.
He was dusty and sandy and windblown, too,
Not surprising, considering all he'd been through.
Arroyos and mountains, plateaus and mesas,
And, occasionally, even a lush green oasis.
He brushed off his duds, gave his Stetson a shake,
His spurs going jingle, with each move he'd make.
Then he started to bring from his saddlebag full,
All sorts of toys, with a tug and a pull.
When at last there were goodies stacked here and there,
Selected with typical Westerner care,
He sprang from his work, straight forward he tore,
With much fuss and ado, toward the sliding glass door.
He leaped for his car with a bound that was game,
His skill and agility put bronc-busters to shame.
He was quickly gone, yet he paused to say,
Adios to y'all, and have a nice day!
 
The following poem was created by Tucson's Faulkner family - Bob and Joan and their children Casey, Jody and twins Robert and Molly - in 1975. Former Citizen columnist Don Schellie printed it a couple of times before his death in 1983.
 
Source:
“The night before Christmas in the Old Pueblo.” Tucson Citizen. December 25, 2008. Page A4.
 

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